Smashed (2012) Movie Subtitles

1
00:00:43,961 –> 00:00:47,422
l gotta go to work and you snoozed on my alarm. l’m gonna be late.

2
00:00:47,589 –> 00:00:52,343
Yeah, well, you peed on me, so l guess we’re even.

3
00:00:58,976 –> 00:01:04,063
Yeah, but my real job is to change the sheets.

4
00:01:27,337 –> 00:01:31,924
Oh, why is it coffee tastes so much better when you make it?

5
00:02:36,573 –> 00:02:39,867
All right, guys. lf l were to add a C to this word…